This is Julia, and no, that is not a prison jumpsuit she is wearing. They’re scrubs. She’s a nurse – and she’s a goofball. The other day she came over after work to ride around and look at Christmas lights with me looking like this. Yes. Those are flashing Christmas light bulb earrings hanging from her ears. And yes, she actually wore them while treating patients. I’m not one to let such a Kodak moment slip through my fingers, so I threw up some red seamless paper in my apartment and quickly did this available light portrait for your Christmas viewing merriment. I was too busy to get Christmas cards designed and sent out to my clients as usual this year, so me posting this photo here is going to have to do. Merry Christmas, Y’all.